On another note, she was there again... in the locker room. The chronically obese woman who refuses to wear or cover anything. I have been trying to think of what I should name her for these posts and will take any suggestions, since chronically obese woman would be abbreviated to something that would not be very nice to call her.
Lets go over her top 10 wins and fails of the day
1. She showers daily at the gym saving her some steep hot water bills at home ... win
2. She never brings a towel ... fail
3. She uses the paper towels provided thus saving $$$ on those costly towels ... win
4. Her frugality of not spending money on towels leaves her with no way to cover herself up... fail
5. She uses the gyms soap dispensers instead of bringing her own ... (frugal) win
6. She chooses the only shower that is out of soap forcing her to "run" back and forth to get soap from the sink... fail
7. She uses soap... win
8. She constantly sits on the locker room benches naked... ugh Fail
9. She is a creature of habit and consistently sits in the same spot of the same bench, Thus allowing me to avoid that bench like the latest lady gaga... win
10. I wonder if she just comes to the gym to shower since I have yet to see her actually working out... fail
A few more days of this and she may have a present of a large towel and bathrobe wrapped nicely, sitting right on her spot of the locker room bench